Thursday, December 24, 2009

Oh God

Once I year I go to church. It's really beautiful. The candle light service, the stained-glass windows, the incredible choir, everybody all dressed up, freshly combed, well-behaved kids, men in robes - love it. But hasn't it been proven that Jesus was really born in the summer, but 12/25 worked so much better with the Winter Festival? And then there's the Jesus is Jewish thing, nobody ever seems to mention that. But what really makes it hard is when I get to the whole Immaculate Conception, walking on water, rising from the dead stuff. It all sounds so Fox Newsie.

I haven't been converted yet. Maybe next year.