Cookies and Cocktails - Bad Santa

We got two postcard invites to holiday parties this year. One was Cookies and Cocktails, tame, children, yeah a bunch of alcohol, but mostly cookies, cookies, cookies (photo above by Sophie S., age 6). Then there was the Bad Santa melee. I was supposed to dress up like an elf. Strippers, pole dancing, whatever else. I just couldn't do it.

Maybe next year...