Slurpee Summit

Come on Reds and Blues, can't we all just get along? I'm trying to take a new stance, a wide stance (insert gay airport bathroom joke here), a rally for sanity, a blue girl in a red state smile and nod at the mailbox so they don't hunt me down and kill me with their yard signs stance, an I'm really nauseous and I need a barf bag stance, but maybe all I really need is a cool blue Slurpee. Or maybe a red one. Or mix 'em up for a pretty purple one.

Maybe a little brain freeze would do me some good.