With friends like these...

Married to a weenie? Guest house is all yours. Got boob problems? Picking you up at noon. Need anything else? We've got you covered. Got your back. Call in the troops. Let go of the rope and it won't hurt so much. No fear. You think who's normal? Nobody's normal. Have another glass of wine. Meet at The Vig. Dark, cozy, warm little neighborhood joint (not above, but aren't we cute?) - just like the gang - dark, cozy, warm. Squish in for some good advice.