United (we?) stand

UnitedHealthcare is taking over the world. Buying up all the properties in Monopoly. As of 1-1-11, their name will be on the following insurance plans that I deal with - all over the ID cards, all over the internet, all over the telephone numbers I need to call, taking up a big, big spot in my brain:

Medicare/AARP, Pacificare, Lifeprint, Secure Horizons, APIPA, Personal Care Plus, Evercare, probably more to come.

Gives me a headache. I wonder if that's covered.