The Missionary Man Mambo

Well I was born, an original sinner
I was born from original sin
And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done
There'd be a mountain of money, piled up to my chin

My mother told me good, my mother told me strong
She said "Be true to yourself and you can't go wrong
But there's just one thing that you must understand
You can fool with your brother but don't mess with a missionary man"

Don't mess with a missionary man
Don't mess with a missionary man
Don't mess with a missionary man
Don't mess with a missionary man

Oh the missionary man, he's got God on his side
He's got the saints and apostles backin' up from behind
Black eyed looks from those Bible books
He's a man with a mission got a serious mind

There was a woman in the jungle and a monkey on a tree
The missionary man, he was followin' me
He said, "Stop what you're doin' get down upon your knees
I've a message for you that you better believe"

I was born, an original sinner
I was born from original sin
If I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done
There'd be a mountain of money

Don't mess with a missionary man
Missionary man
Missionary man
Missionary man
Don't mess with a missionary man
Missionary man

A little gift for the Youth Minister, Jared, and his lovely bride, Sophie.

The host with the most

The other couple of the night

MOB saying her piece