Yes, we have no bananas

I knew that I could never eat all of these bananas. I do like the occasional one, but when I saw this bunch at Costco last week for $1.28, even though they were still green, I said what the hell. For that price, even if I ate only a few, I would still be ahead of the game. But it's been five days now. They've been sitting in my windowsill trying to ripen. I really wanted a banana this morning, but they are still exactly the same as when I brought them home, hard and green. They are a bunch of duds, flown in from Ecuador or somewhere after some genetically-altering growing process and they will never amount to anything.

What a waste.